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when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king

July 30th / 238,357 notes


call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

July 30th / 635,623 notes


if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

July 29th / 429,250 notes


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Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

July 29th / 300,877 notes




guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

July 29th / 88,377 notes